Like when you chip a plate and now you just have to throw it away - but you really wish you could smash it instead of gently placing it in the trash can.
Or when your iPod stops working and you just want to chuck it across the room.
Or when you finish drinking a glass bottle and you really wish you could throw it.
Don't pretend that I'm not normal. You know you have those urges. And you don't act on them because then you'd have to clean up the mess and that just takes the fun out of the smashing.
Welcome to Sarah's Smash Shack
Every town should have one . . . but they don't, so next time you're in San Diego GO!
Step 1: Pick out the pieces you'd like to smash (plates, mystery box and vases . . . check)
The Mystery Box is like Christmas: "Ahhhh!! What do we get to smash!?!"
Step 2: Put on ridiculous gear. Protective yes, but more fun just because it's so hysterical. I mean really, tell me another time you'll put on a Dickies Jumpsuit. Oh and don't forget your gas mask.
Step 3: Enter Smash Room, plug in your iPod, blare smashing music and start dancing.
Step 4: Use Sharpies to write mean, nasty, hateful messages to smash. The Utah Utes, Shannan does not equal Tepanyachi, Morons and more all smashed.
Step 5: SMASH!! And take ridiculous amounts of pictures.
The pictures speak for themselves. I cannot begin to explain how much fun this was. We didn't want to stop, and all weekend I kept wanting to go back!
3 comments:
how dare you smash a plate with that on it. you didn't even spell tempankayi right! i am so mad.
That looks like SO MUCH FUN! All I want to do right now is throw stuff across the room.
"Or when your iPod stops working and you just want to chuck it across the room."...who would ever do a crazy thing like that? :) hehe.
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