How to Refurbish Furniture by Kristan
Step 1: Find a project on a blog where little Miss self-taught interior designer makes DIY projects look so easy anyone can do it!
Step 2: Look on Craigslist for your dream furniture piece.
Step 3: Purchase said piece of furniture.
Step 4: Go to Home Depot. Realize you don't have any tools needed and end up spending $50 more than you expected. The blogger only needed to buy paint (score!), but you actually need paint, primer, paint brush, paint roller, paint tray, tape, sandpaper, wood filler and a putty knife.
Step 5: Unpack everything. Take apart and clean the furniture.
Step 6: Realize you have no earthy idea what you're doing. Re-read the step-by-step instructions on the blog you found the project. Realize that isn't good enough and start searching "how to" on You Tube.
Step 7: Panic and start texting your friends.
Step 8: Forge ahead anyway, despite your better judgement.
The whole project was filled with clues that I had bitten off more than I could chew. Why? Why do I continue to do this to myself. Friends, from now on it is your job to tell me to just
go buy it! When I try to explain that I have experience now, that now I have the right tools, that I've learned from my mistakes, that the second time is going to be better - do not listen to me. At the very least, say "campaign dresser."
First Clue: Removing the brass hardware corner and edge pieces took forever! I sat down in front of the TV and then the next thing I new I was screaming, sweating and not even watching the TV. Those little decorative screws were hard to pull off without ruining them or the wood underneath.
Second Clue: Wood filler should not be hard to use. I'm a moron apparently.
I finally had the dresser ready to go. The hardware was off. The scratches and holes were filled. I'd cleaned and sanded it down. I started with a quick coat of primer.

I let the primer dry overnight and went back to Home Depot the next day for my paint. When I went the first time for all of the other supplies I couldn't make up my mind so I brought a few chips home to decide. I thought I could prime it Friday night, purchase paint and do the first coat Saturday morning, finish with a second coat Saturday night and Sunday morning put it all back together again. Looking back it seemed so easy.
Third Clue: I selected Behr Sailboat, a beautiful blue that turned out to be a bit more royal than I wanted, and I selected the high gloss finish. When I brought my paint selection up to the counter the paint expert told me, "Oh this color requires a tinted primer. If you use white it just won't come out right and may be streaky."

Great. I already had a coat of white primer on the dresser. The solution we decided on was to get a small color sample of the primer + flat paint and apply one coat, then add the high gloss color. So I added my second "primer" coat, and then started with the high gloss. After two or three high gloss coats, it looked horrible. I mean horrible. It wasn't just that you could see every brush stroke, which you could, but it was almost as if you could see right through each layer of paint down to the white. With every coat I added, it always looked like it needed "just one more." By the time the dresser had at least five or six coats total I gave up. It wasn't perfect, but it would do. I let everything dry, put the dresser back together again and added it to my room.
And it sat there for about two weeks. I really don't have many pictures of the steps before or after this because I honestly didn't want to document the whole charade.
Fourth Clue: I wouldn't put the brass pieces back on. They were so hard to pull off, I knew as soon as they were back on I was done and would not be removing them again.
Whenever I looked at the dresser, which seeing as it was in my bedroom was all the time, I hated it. Finally one morning I decided I had had enough. I should have just taken it down to the dumpster, but no instead I went back to Home Depot and bought a power sander and new paint - a darker navy.
Fifth Clue: I won't admit how long it took me to sand through all of those coats of paint. It's ridiculous how much time I put into this stupid dresser. What I will say is that my apartment was covered in a thin layer of blue dust for a long, long time. Painting furniture without a backyard or a garage makes your apartment a complete disaster. I will also admit that stripping the paint any other method than sanding never even crossed my mind. Clearly, I'm new at this.
There was more You Tube, more sweat, more time, more frustration and more money spent. Although I do laugh every time I think about how I own a little mouse sander. And I've actually used it again. And I'm confident enough to admit that I feel really cool doing it. Even if sanding isn't really necessary for the project.
But the second time I finally figured it out! And it looks Fab.u.lous.
I love the brass pieces. They were kind of a pain to clean, but with a little Bar Keepers Friend they turned out nice and shiny.

You would think at this point I was done. And really, I'm shocked if you are even still reading. But I'm not done. It looked great, and I felt great about it. Then one morning I went to pick up my purse that had been sitting on the dresser all night and it kind of made a sticky sound when I pulled it off. Weird, it had been a few days and I thought the paint should have been really dry by now.
Sixth Clue: When I asked a friend her response was, "Well you put a finish on it right?" I just gave her a blank stare. I mean the high gloss look was the finish on the paint and what I wanted it to look like. Apparently I still needed a clear protective finish.
I'm not going to remember the horrible process, the ridiculousness amount of time wasted or the money spent. I'm going to enjoy the beautiful finished product.
Before:

After:

Talk about live and learn. Oh little dresser, look what you did to me.