Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dear Blank, Please Blank

Dear Salt Lake,
I love the grid system. I do. But 35 mph on 6 lane roads. Really? I miss Hwy 92 where the speed limit is at least 45, but everyone goes 55+.

Dear Utah,
I went to BYU. Twice actually. But I’ve never felt such a strong desire to “bleed blue” until I moved up to SLC.

Dear Weather,
I was cold walking home from work yesterday. Yes, I laughed when I thought about my poor friends on the East Coast, but come on! I’m ready for summer.

Dear Ikea,
You’ve made me an “assembly required” expert. And you have the BEST instructions ever. Try putting together and easel and a filing cabinet without Ikea instructions. Not that easy.

Dear Work,
Please turn the AC down. I really shouldn’t have to use a space heater in July!

Dear Sleep,
Why is it that I can never get enough of you?

Dear Knives,
I love you. I’ve never had knives that slice and dice quite like you. But I don’t like when you try to take off my finger – and yes, it’s your fault, not mine.

Dear AmEx,
Why are you so easy to use? Please stop swipey, swipeying.

Dear Hair,
I've had a lot of good hair-days lately. Don't stop.

Dear Nauvoo Café,
Your Chocolate Pretzel Passions Cookies are amazing and addictive. Sweet and Salty perfection.

3 comments:

Angela said...

I love/hate how Ikea directions are mostly just pictures. Very vague pictures.

Lauren F. said...

Dear Kristan,
Please come visit Houston. I miss you and I have found a Sonic that is located in the parking lot of Target. And it's blazing hot so you won't need a space heater.

Kate said...

Dear Kristan,
This is my favorite blog post of all time.