Tuesday, November 1, 2011

In Honor of Retirement

You know how your phone only holds 100 texts. Oh yours doesn't have that problem? Weird. I feel some texts are just too good to delete when your inbox gets full. Reading them over and over again just makes me smile. Some are inside jokes and others are never going to be publicly published, but here are a few that just remind me Reason 1,569,002 I Love my Family and Friends.

No Self Confidence Issues Here:
Samantha: My face is too beautiful to have hidden.
Shannan: That's weird my phone didn't ring. Sam: Were you laying on top of it? Because sometimes I put it between my boobs and I don't get service.

Why We Are Friends:
Erin: Tell the team I said, if you can't win, get ejected :)
Mel: If we were Scarlet we would have ended up with him for sure!
Holly (re DC): This is why we are kindred spirits. Cause I am drinking one right now!!
Holly: It feels like a night of Annewithaney, pizza and a Sonic drink! Am I horrible?

Dave-isms:
Dad (in honor of Whitney): I am sleeping I will spit on you!!!
Caisa: Rude. Dad is not a speedy clothes taker offer.
Samantha: Dads new advice: "You can tell a snake it's not a snake but its still a snake."

Sister,Sister:
Caisa (during the Olympics): haha same here. I'm mostly excited for ladies singles. Not to be confused with all the single ladies :)
Samantha: hahaha lesson on Bathsheba :)
Caisa: We just saw Eclipse. Sam said it makes her want to "nuggle." True story.
Samantha: SORRY YOU'RE NOT SORRY. YOU SIT ON A THRONES OF LIES. QUIT SNACKING ON CHILDREN WHILE THEY DREAM.
Caisa: Bahaha. "Go talk to Feelings Coach Sam. I can't handle all your feelings right now . . ."
Caisa: Why is it that driving home from the Nichols at night with the top down jamming to BSB takes me back to HS?
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That's right. BSB is on the radio thanks to Star94's 90's weekend :) good times jamming to BSB in a convertible.

Words of Wisdom:
Samantha: Unlimited fountain DC is my only motivation for the work world.
Caisa: Eating ice cream cake poolside. Reason #37 why I'm gonna be a student forever. Who needs Louboutins when you don't wear shoes?
Samantha: DC makes the world go round.

5 comments:

Caisa said...

we're pretty funny.

KJB said...

I think I'm offended that I'm the only sister that didn't get a txt quote!

Samantha Brooks said...

sorry im not sorry that im hilarious. oh and obsessed with diet coke.

Whitney Elizabeth said...

east coast is waitingggg for you. tell dave and dar to start planning their trip asap!

Kristan said...

Kelli - step up your game!

Whit - they have been planning their trip for weeks! Keep the first weekend in Dec open!