Of course I had to bring out the Grinch hands!
Our tree was a little bigger this year compared to our Charlie Brown tree last year, so the stand was too small. No worries. Nothing a kitchen knife couldn't solve! That's right, I used a serrated knife on our Christmas tree.
Even if I wanted to help decorate it my schedule wouldn't allow it. Four o'clock, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked.
The finished tree.
Our festive mantel.
Maybe I'm not the Grinch after all.
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